AI-written captions all have the same smell, and your audience clocks it.

AI-written captions all have the same smell, and your audience clocks it.

Hot take: the problem isn't using AI, it's shipping its first draft. The em-dash addiction, the "in today's fast-paced world," the tidy rule-of-three — readers pattern-match that to spam now. Use AI to draft, then break every rhythm it loves. The human edit is the whole product.

Draft with the machine, ruin it on purpose. Fight me.