<b>The Seven Hook-Pattern Deck</b>

<b>The Seven Hook-Pattern Deck</b>
Hooks aren't inspiration — they're a finite set of openers you can rotate. Memorize the deck, pull a card, fill it in. Repeatable beats clever.

The patterns:
1. The wrong-on-purpose: 'The best [thing] is actually [bad option]'.
2. The forbidden number: 'Nobody talks about the 3rd reason…'
3. The callout: 'If you do [common thing], this is for you'.
4. The reversal: 'Stop doing X. Do the opposite'.
5. The receipt: 'I tracked [thing] for 30 days. Here's what broke'.
6. The insider: 'What [group] won't tell you'.
7. The cliff: 'It worked. Then it stopped. Here's why'.

Input: any topic. Output: seven ready first lines to A/B.
Run it weekly.