<b>Unpopular opinion: the curiosity gap is cooked.</b>

<b>Unpopular opinion: the curiosity gap is cooked.</b>

'You won't believe what happened next' trained an entire generation to scroll past you on reflex. People got burned a thousand times and built an immune system. Specificity is the new curiosity — '$0 to $4k in 9 days' out-hooks any vague tease because the number IS the gap, and it's one they can't pre-fill with cynicism.

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